Who writes this stuff.

Yesterday's cloud didn't materialize. Not that I know of.

Today's horrorscope:
There is a tremendous amount of power at your disposal today, VIRGINIA, and you should take care and use it wisely. This is quite a transforming period for you and your physical body may be going trough many changes. You have the ability to make an extremely strong impression on people today, so think before you act. If not used properly, this energy can manifest as an accident or something unhealthy.

Yeesh. To me this translates as:
You're gaining weight, Virginia. Your massiveness could prove a danger to your kids. Look behind you before you sit down.