Set up for failure

My horoscope today, compliments of astrocenter.com.

Your luck has just turned in regards to issues of love and romance, and wow! Has it turned for the better, VIRGINIA! You should be sitting on cloud nine today when it comes to matters of the heart. If, for some reason you are not, perhaps you should consider who is sitting next to you on that cloud. Perhaps it is time for a change. This is your day to be happy.

*SNORT* *guffaw*