Tuesday, January 17, 2006

If I fail to appear

Oh hey. Finish that sentence above. Great fodder. Post yours as a comment.

Here's a sample. "If I fail to appear intellectually sound, it is only due to your lack of earmuffs." Something stupid like that.

But I digress.

If I fail to appear for a while, I am busy with this damn resort business. We finally opened today, and will be going hard for a while. If it snows again, we'll last more than two days. If not, I'm going to be mud wrestling Pete for his job.

Make good things happen while I'm gone.

6 Comments:

At 12:30 PM, Blogger Lance said...

If I fail to appear modest perhaps it because I fly an airplane over the ground looking at the world from high above, and I take my finger and thumb and squish the ground below.

 
At 2:01 PM, Blogger Lance said...

If I fail to do up my zipper when I step out of the washroom, would you remind me to park my airplane back in the hanger?

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger Lance said...

If I fail to leave your heart intact, will you excuse me for being a man who has lost the sensitivity to know women are soft boiled eggs?

 
At 5:39 AM, Blogger Mark Leslie said...

If I fail to appear as the first comment, or even the second or third comment, it's because Lance is much quicker than I at posting comments.

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

If I fail to be concerned about the snow, it's cuz I'm a kinky perv who likes mud wrestling.

Seriously, best o' luck.

 
At 6:44 PM, Anonymous Karl Johanson said...

... try cross circuiting to B.

 

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